A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
Get the Glitter Terroristmug. Human like creature that typically has insect obsessions, and who terrorizes the people of earth and online gaming communities.
by Audiolost December 27, 2022
Get the Earth Terroristmug. by masterbrad August 15, 2010
Get the terrorist gogglesmug. A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.
by speedtoast May 7, 2018
Get the acoustic terroristmug. is an increased form of keyboard warrior that is applied to videos on youtube
1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off
2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice
3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies
1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off
2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice
3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies
by anti keyboard warrior May 22, 2010
Get the keyboard terroristmug. When you are in a public place and someone releases a particularly smelly fart near you. They are described as an air terroirsit as they terrorise you with thier wind
1. 'Hey Nathan, I recko that girl back thier was a proper air terrorist, it really stunk over there.'
2. Jacob hoped no one had noticed that he was being a seroius Air Terrorist because of the beans he eat earlier.
2. Jacob hoped no one had noticed that he was being a seroius Air Terrorist because of the beans he eat earlier.
by WATO...WATO October 16, 2009
Get the Air Terroristmug. Any woman who:
1: excuses everything that she does, because she has a vagina.
2: blames a man for everything that he does, because he has a penis.
1: excuses everything that she does, because she has a vagina.
2: blames a man for everything that he does, because he has a penis.
"She was a Fem-Terrorist, who blamed men for all the world's problems, while she excused women for everything under the sun."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez July 3, 2017
Get the Fem-Terroristmug.