shrimp nibbler

Someone who gives blowjobs to a male with a micropenis.

She prefers a micropenis, she is a shrimp nibbler.

by MalarkAttack March 6, 2015

butter shrimp

girl with a nice ass

Damn girl let me see some of that butter shrimp

by D-sad June 23, 2008

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

southie shrimp

Jax or other orange cheese curl type snacks served in a bar room

After I finished my southie shrimp, my hands were orange & sticky.

by Jiminee McFuckingdingdong March 14, 2008

shrimp curtains

Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae

What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"

by Pkans21 August 11, 2017

shrimp brain

Simply some one who is rather dimwitted and stupid or does something, says something idiotic or stupid.

Bob - Where did I put those keys?

Andy - In yer pocket, shrimp brain.

by Freedom Mine November 15, 2013

shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009