road rocket

Noun: Similar to Road Soda. Alcoholic beverage consumed while in route to a destination where more alcoholic beverages will be consumed.
"Who needs a Road Rocket for the walk to the Beach?"
by _salesman_ May 6, 2005
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rocket science

(adj.) term used to describe anything considered overly complex to the average luddite.
It doesn't take a degree in rocket science to figure out that any email from a stranger with an attachment and a subject line that says, "I Love You", contains a virus.
by fugitive247 November 7, 2004
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jizz rocket

An ejaculatory bomb reaching speeds of at least Mach-2 and usually involving no less than 6 ounces of fluid. A true "rocket" travels at thrice (or more) the distance of ones normal load and has been known to target the eyeball, inner ear and ceiling. The rocket can be measured by torso length and/or mouthfull.
Oh snap, my jizz rocket shot 4-torsos; thats a new Personal Best!
by the_guy January 13, 2005
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Rocket Scientist

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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douche rocket

A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
"Abe you douche rocket!!"
by mwoo September 8, 2008
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rocket thumbs

The act of two thumbs uniting like a fist bump explosion. More commonly experienced between father and child.
"Hey little buddy"... Rocket Thumbs... Boom
by The Don 74 February 15, 2017
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