A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.
My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
Get the river turdingmug. Dang Brett don't use the bathroom, Steve had a river rock that he just let loose not a good sight!!!
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
Get the River rockmug. Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
Get the butt rivermug. The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.
by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009
Get the Nurse Riversmug. A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back
The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”
by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020
Get the rivers academymug. A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.
by panicmania April 18, 2013
Get the River Mermaidmug. when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
Get the river sexmug.