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Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter

Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.
Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn
by Mr Yeeter mah Geeter July 29, 2019
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Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.
Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.
by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019
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This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
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Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.
I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.
by Zendalia February 18, 2017
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professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!
Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"
by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018
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Professor Genius

A person who has a ego so big, that they feel the need to call themselves both Professor and Genius and insist that others do the same
Student: "Good Morning Professor"
Professor: "I actually prefer to be called Professor Genius. Since, you know. I'm so smart.
Student: *Sigh*
by kople700 July 22, 2018
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