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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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Dante

A Dante is a devious little monk who loves playing with little kids balls
That Dante is touching the Priministers balls! Said Obama
by The Hitler December 15, 2022
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Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
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Dante

A: Do you hear something weird? Like someone is yelling SWORTRIROYSWORGUNROYSWORTRICSWORGUNROYALGUARD
B: That's Dante riding a motorcycle.
by Motivated man November 23, 2021
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Dante D'angelo'd

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"
by user 2123456543212345 August 3, 2017
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Dante T

Dante Is known as an alpha male, has a significant amount of aura.
"Bro i rizzed up a baddie, i guess im Dante T"
by datdauty83 December 17, 2024
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Dante

Someone who doesn’t think Hitler has a INFJ personality
P1: Hitler is INFJ
Dante: HE IS NOT
by Life is the answer to death December 8, 2020
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