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candle girl

A girl who lights candles before she masturbates, thus making each time a special occasion. Usually masturbates weekly or so and uses mood music.
She's such a candle girl she never masturbates and when she does she turns on Barry White and lights candles.
by alexre December 11, 2007
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Shit candles

A. Dude, what is that smell?!

B. It's the shit candles my girl just bought.
A. Pull yourself together.
B. What? I kinda like them...
by ORB69 April 25, 2010
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latin candle

The act of going down on someone with a mouth full of habanero hot sauce.
Yo, she gave me that latin candle last night and my junk is STILL on fire.
by headband June 20, 2011
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light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.
Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."
by Russ December 6, 2006
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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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Death Candle

Death candle is use to talk to spirits like a ouija bored (in witchcraft)
death candle Witches use candles to do speack to the dead
by @Fuentes2795 July 1, 2016
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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."
by Irina Redd September 8, 2016
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