The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.
He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
by Elizafox July 6, 2017

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.
by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

An explosive bomb made with everyday supplies such as household items.
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb
They were threatened when the person showed them the Basement Bomb in their backpack.
A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!
A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!
by MyNameDeez January 10, 2022

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.
Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.
This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.
This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?
Bean Eating Dude: What was what?
Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.
Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.
Hot Woman: You're disgusting.
Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
Bean Eating Dude: What was what?
Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.
Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.
Hot Woman: You're disgusting.
Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"
^that's love right there
^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
