Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.
That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!
by Cave Water October 20, 2020
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barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top
by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017
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Barber Talk with Reneofny is a Haircutting talk show on the web where men discuss world issues with the barber while getting their hairs cut.
Yo! We need to hurry up, Barber Talk with Reneofny is about to start.
by SolidHaiti.Tv October 26, 2017
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barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.
We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.
by StrangleWheeeyyy December 25, 2011
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Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.
dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night
by MadtownJay October 29, 2010
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Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 3, 2020
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An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
by Number 1 Guv'nor December 6, 2007
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