tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk

Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk

by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

tampon kink

The kink of getting turned on by a tampon

“I have a tampon kink….”

“Ew, bro wtf”

by FeralKat September 13, 2021

tampon fucker

a slut who is so poor they have to use tampons as dildos.

That whore is such a tampon fucker.

by Kykemaster3000 December 15, 2007

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

tampon box

a box very handy in hiding sweedish fish so no one wiil find them.

car:sneak some sweedish fish in.
ash:how?
car:stick em in your tampon box they'll never look.

by carrollyn May 1, 2008

tampon thief

one who has intercourse with women during their time of ovulation

like a tampon thief i had to pull some string.
That kids a tampon thief.

by Playaz Inc. October 31, 2008