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Taffi

by Andwele August 18, 2025
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Taffy Sucker

A insulting term for a person of mental retardation and or lower intelligence.
"Hey Chuck Pork, That guy Jax is a lanky ass taffy sucker!"
by Chuck Pork October 1, 2025
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laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.
If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy
by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022
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Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.
"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"
by MrCrocker May 4, 2022
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Raffy Taffy

A geeked ahh mf, who thinks hes a lone sigma because of his inferior intellect, unlikelyness to gojo, and his unavoidable ego, Ego???? Blue lock??? Blue lock has taught me so much about good motivation to become the best and how to achieve it. I think being an "egoist" is the mindset you should have if you wanna become the best at something, whether it's real sports or just video games. Relying on your team just brings you down to their level and you are just limiting yourself instead of becoming better. even if you lose because of them you do not blame them, cause if you would've been better you would've won. All of this makes sense to me now cause now that you think about it, all these pro players never relied on their own teammates, instead they relied on their own skills. Like lebron might be a passer but he is simply using his own skill and using his teammates. That's how these players got to the top. After you reach the top maybe then you would rely on your teammates that's on your level, but as you're growing, you just focus on yourself.
Raph: bro you can nyat be serious rn bro
me: aight just lemme get some of that raffy taffy
Raph: 😛😝😝
by sped79 October 13, 2024
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Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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