Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016

Friend : Dang, look @ Chet with out a shirt on he's got a gross hairy back.
You: Yeah, he's a fucking Sweater Back.

by Phil Dees September 30, 2019

At the beach, when a guy is shirtless and his back and chest are covered with so much hair it looks like he's wearing a sweater!!

by Lacielovestrex April 26, 2014

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016