Swizzle Fuck

The act of fucking someone wile simultaneously thumbing them in the ass.

dude I just swizzle fucked that chick and she liked it.

by thehrocks May 30, 2009

swazle stick

A 3-4 inch stick made out of twisted paper used to swazle. Best made of a empty straw wrapper or toilet paper.

I just twisted me up a swazle stick, I'm gunna sneeze like a motha fucka!

by Dane Hall/ D-block November 9, 2005

Swizzlegoats

A group of fake trolls on Facebook that think they're tough and are going to take Facebook by storm. Typically, a group of Swizzlegoats on Facebook report alternate profiles like the little bitches they are. Swizzlegoats' biggest enemy is a good joke.

Swizzlegoat #1: Hey, let's go troll that 12-year-old kitten fan group.

Swizzlegoat #2: Yeah mang, we're tough, we're swizzlegoats.

by Blurgenshnurg May 30, 2015

Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing

The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019

swizzle

A term used to call someone with a micropenis.

LMAO, you're such a swizzle.

by 🧍‍♂️ January 28, 2020

c-swizzle

eating a girl out

carla wanted a c-swizzle from jimmy on the 3rd date.

by cmfj0909 December 13, 2012