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Risky Susan

A sexual manuver usually preformed with spite. First, one jams their hand in the womans mouth and procedes to punch her in the stomach while screaming his/her own name.
I pulled a risky susan on Patrick last night because he rattlesnaked my bed.
by Con-Artist March 9, 2005
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MSNBC Susan

White, liberal, suburban moms who became MSNBC junkies during the Trump administration.
Wow all those MSNBC Susan’s loved Biden’s inaugural address
by BandoIsBad January 24, 2021
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Lazy Susan

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.
Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”
by Dena123 December 30, 2019
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Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty
Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."
by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010
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Little susan

The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.
Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.
by Keywestkids January 9, 2011
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susan moment

a slow moment who could have all the time if u are susan...
girl i had a susan moment and forgot what a noun was😬😬😒
by bccoolkat March 5, 2019
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Susan’s Pub

pregame at susan’s pub for $2 pitchers
by wigglenation June 30, 2022
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