Surrogate boyfriend

A single woman with a male child who treats the child in a manner one would treat a boyfriend.

Tiffany's son is running things like he is her boyfriend! I guess he is her Surrogate boyfriend.

by Inferno67 January 18, 2009

suicide surrogate

A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.

Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.

by doodahman March 13, 2008

Shipwreck surround sound

Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit

Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Example:

Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?

Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does

by JanitorJo July 7, 2011

Surrender monkey

Every french person ever

Look at that surrender monkey he must be french

by Memer_69 November 11, 2019

Surrounded

To be in a situation or event in which one race highly outnumbers all others. It is often used when those of another race are scared. It don't matter if you Black, White, or Polka Dot... if you're not one of them, you're surrounded.

(2 Black Guys at a Concert)

"Man I thought you said it was gonna be Busta Rhymes... This is LeAnn Rimes son!"

"Oh my bad man let's get the hell up outta here, we're *SURROUNDED* right now!!!"

by aimjeezy January 9, 2009

Surrena

SSgt David Surrena is often pictured as a cold, stern soldier, with balding, bad eyes, scabies, hump back hump back “I”, foot failure, kanklitus, bionic knee (12.50 cent man), and butt hurt that is a proud democrat.

Damn- look at that old surrena that is really 26 years old.

by Shade tree November 14, 2003

Grafted Surrons

A grafted surron is a stolen electric bike sold around the UK on Facebook marketplace.

Alan Reet has grafted surrons at 16 Dudley Hill

by Matarayos April 2, 2025