Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.

You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

suburban soft

A term for suburban kids who are raised with all the above amenities and never have to work for anything. No grit.

My baseball team has a bunch of suburban soft kids on it.

by ole country bumpkin January 5, 2022

suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

Suburban Mercenaries

"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"

The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.

by Flax March 15, 2005

suburban lawn

A hateful representation of living in the corrupt fabricated world known as hedonistic capitalism.

I looked at that suburban lawn and wept at the injustice.

by CRUCIFIED FABRICATION October 4, 2003

Suburban Slump

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out

by NYChiLA December 15, 2011

Suburban Barbie

a young woman who grew up in the suburbs with an education and community involvement, but she also has the swag and style of the posterchild. The unique combination of brains and beauty is what makes her a star and love of those who come in contact with her.

Suburbs, Barbie, Suburban Barbie

by Ms.Understood aka Ms.J November 17, 2009