spoon

a gay person that names themself after a utensil. usually in love with with someone called ellie

kai: haha spoon

joe: haha spoon
ellie: haha spoon
spoon: *gay noises*

by Fred L ero September 30, 2020

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013

spoon

An asshole.

Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.

Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.

by UL Honors Student March 30, 2005

[spoon]

1. a part of the female body
2. a phrase used by certain females

1. Get off my spoons
2. Ive got a little spoon
3. Spoons and cups

by Emily&Tom June 29, 2008

spoon

Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."

"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

spoon

A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.

"Ah ya spoon, ya!"
"OMG you are such a spoon"

by Whalespank July 30, 2006