Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011

Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

by Puromycin May 2, 2013

Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them

Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!

by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

anti-spoiling

Giving information about the book/movie/series that enhances the experience of watching or reading.

She was anti-spoiling the movie, lying about what's gonna happen next.

by Kelexo December 12, 2018

Southern Spooning

The act of spooning in which the little spoon is facedown in the bed and the large spoon is on top.

“Did you hear about Jenny’s accident. She suffocated while southern spooning with chad.”

by Escriben March 28, 2020