SPOKES

When used to describe ass-pounding...Busting spokes

"I'm busting spokes and stealing rims."

by spokes1124 December 13, 2003

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Spokane

Spokane is a scenic and beautiful city in many ways,geographicaly speaking, yet it is a VERY VERY ridiculously exploitational and ultimately dysfunctional in its mentality/economy and also very dysfunctional within its societal behaviours in business and on many more personal levels. There are WAY WAY WAY too many people here, of all ages, who do almost nothing exciting or productive with their lives (which definately does NOT include ME). They seem to enjoy to continue to make their repeated punk ass weak ass attempts at screwing eachother in "supposedly" fair business...NOT. This town is NOT fair...Yet neither is Life...LOL... Trust ME, I work from my home, TRY IT here in Spokane and you too will know EXACTLY what I REALLY mean. The mentality of MANY people here is plain ignorant narrow-mindedness and stupidity to be further brutally honest. I dont hate people I just hate the way most of the people here think. IDIOTS... I feel like I am surrounded by genuine idiots most times here...lazy ass low lifes who very rarely respect the prices of a self employed artist who almost forever struggles to "Make It" working from his home, yet they seem to endlessly continue to bow down to the corporate giants and their $ET pricing, yet they take every chance they think they got to kick ME in the nuts over my ALREADY fair pricing...like it is a negotiation or something...NOT. The Cottage Industry needs and also EXPECTS its pricing to be respected, and yet to also continue to remain FAIR...Like I have always been, with these rude unappreciative cheap ass brow beating jerks. Spokane can kiss my ass.

meth, rape, freaks, crappy amateur hour grafitti everywhere
no decent paying jobs exploitation ignorance narrow mindedness massive conservatism Undeserved Rudness Spokane Sucks

by live free or die trying, no ones slave May 3, 2008

Busting Spokes

the action of anal penetration.

Busting spokes at 10 and lighting a smoke at 11.

by spokes1124 December 15, 2003

Spokane

The northwest's answer to Savannah, GA, except way lamer. Really boring, not worth visiting or living in unless you've got a completely boring personality and completely lack individuality. Full of hicks who think they aren't hicks because they don't have a southern accent. 50% of the teenage/young adult population consists of white people who act like black people, and since there aren't any black people to put these white people in their place, they continue to act like complete fucktards until they decide to put on suits and work or fall into the path of cocaine and meth. A large margin of Spokane consists of pot smokers, both teens and adults, and these are the coolest people you will find here. The rest will call the cops on you for lighting a match in the middle of the street(I've been threatened before for doing this.) Gets occasional good concerts and is pretty safe despite its trashy appearance. Rich people are under the impression that its a nice city, but that's because they never leave their little bubble of ignorance known as the upper-middle class. A lot of people love to refer to the city as spokompton or spocompton to make up for the fact that they're all a bunch of idiots. Sometimes known as the meth capital of the world, which is simply because there's really nothing better to do around here. Infamous for rape, along with lots of prostitution on Sprague Avenue.

Aside from all of that, the weed is pretty good here, and its what keeps the non-oblivious population of spokane going.

1. Spokane wouldn't have a meth problem if it just had a fucking amusement park instead of some bullshit red wagon and a merry go round.

2. If you want to live in a happy little bubble of retardation and ignore bad people like negroes, hippies, and liberals, Spokane is the place for you!

3. I'm just a really bitter person.

by getmeoutoftheNW April 19, 2006

Spoklahomie

An indivdual from Spokane, Washinton who believes they are "gangsta". A Spoklahomie doesn't seem to understand that Spokane isn't exactly a huge city, and is surrounded by tiny little cities, cows, foresty mountains, and a desert and is nothing like Seattle. A Spoklahomie may also refer to their home city as "Spocompton".

Dude 1: Look at those Spoklahomies on the corner.

Dude 2: Don't get too close, they seem to think this is Seattle...

by Stav Clones March 30, 2010

Broken Spokes

When aperson only enjoys having sex in their butt, eventually the sphincter will stretch out and quit snapping back. It starts to resemble a bicycle tire with broken spokes.

Kevin insisted on taking his boyfriend's 13" cock up his butt. Years of being the receiver had stretched out his sphincter, Everytime he farted it sounded like he was yawning. His boyfriend told him that he definitely had the worst case of "broken spokes" he had ever seen.

by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019