Splunk

When the babies head usually of female gender gets dunked "splunk" in a Portopotty during child birth, containing more than 90% fecal matter, depending on which literature which has
Originated from the Bible, Tyrone Jr 9:11

Shit cuz momma boutta buss you feel me make sure to splunk' lil tiff in pasture.

by Kpdrizzle June 1, 2023

splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words

The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock

by BoonsZ November 14, 2023

Splurfff

The act of ejaculating

That guy is gonna splurfff all over the place

by Gronkdonk December 1, 2023

Splurfff

That guy you absolutely don't wanna fuck with

Dude watch out for Splurfff, that thing will rip you in half

by Gronkdonk December 1, 2023

Splungous

Splungous is an Adjective for the word Splungousé, meaning Shplushes.

"Hey Daniel" "Hey Bob" "How was your day today" "Good, How was your day" "Splungous" "what".

by Splungous March 6, 2024

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024