spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016

Spanky

Trump

Spanky will be leaving soon.

by ImperialCrab May 17, 2018

Spanky

When sumone is talking sh*t or hot

Yeo bro you talking spanky

by AshIsMe121 October 26, 2019

Stankey Fishy

this is an itchy coutchi and it itches and burns dont have sex and do drugs. DRINK WATER.

"stankey fishy stankey fishy i got STD's it make my coutchi itch."

by GreatUrbanFello November 4, 2019

SpankyMcSpankFace

a fukin soldier loving porn artist

who is also hot hahga

i will seck SpankyMcSpankFace

by SlemmySlem December 5, 2019