First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

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soviet russia

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.

"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003

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soviet russia

place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow

that soviet russia place sucks

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

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Soviet Union

The country where bear shoot you and you sting bee.

Salute to the Soviet Union!

by tgay69 March 27, 2019

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Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.

Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.

by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018

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