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Snowboner

When a snowboarder is aroused from epic snowboarding conditions.
Bro: Brah, we got like 9 feet of snow last night. Today is super sunny and perfect. I'm going to shred the halfpipe while rocking my epic goggles. Epic conditions! Did you see all the snow on the mountains brah?

Brah: I just got a snowboner.
by Enlicensed One February 11, 2010
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Snow Blower

After your dun goin down on a guy/girl you french kiss them
Sticky-icky-icky-icky. After Taryn was dun giving John head, she kissed him and he pushed her off and bitch slapped her nasty ass!
by TalkOfTheTown November 20, 2004
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Snow Blower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you kick her arms out from her and ride her like a snowblower.
"I was doing the Snow Blower with her, it was hilarious."
by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006
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snowshowers

Hey Sexy, come over here so I can give you a snowshower.
by Pilar J July 4, 2005
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Snow-Blower

When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!
This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!
by Tonytoys March 7, 2015
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snow blower

When a guy dips his dick in water and freezes it. Then a girl gives him a blowjob.
My girlfriend burnt her tongue. So she gave me a snow blower.
by carveaham March 7, 2015
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Snow Blower

The act of putting cocaine in a persons butthole, and having them fart it into your face so it can be snorted mid air.
Before T-money went outside to blow the snow off the drive April gave him a Snow Blower
by Kaden6ix October 18, 2022
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