Dick Snacking

The act of always sucking cock

She was out by the dumpster sucking on her third cock from the same bar.
"Damn, that some quality dick snacking."

by Fruity Chalfont April 14, 2015

bush snorkeling

When your trying to eat her out but she got a bush

Bush snorkeling

by Bush snorkeling February 9, 2017

Emperor Snoking

While smoking a blunt or joint, one takes the roach and inhales through one nostril in a snorting motion

Check that out, Connor is Emperor Snoking that roach!

by Sesamack20 April 18, 2018

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole

No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage

by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.

Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022

Shockings

A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.

by Jack'sragingbileduct June 2, 2011