sneaky sniff

When you touch ya butt and then sneak a sniff of your hand, usually by pretending to itch your nose.

Chris did a sneaky sniff on his way out of the bathroom and nobody was none the wiser!

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V November 6, 2017

southwest sniff

When you fart, and it sells like Southwest Airline's peanuts

Johny lays a fart, his buddy Tom smells it. Tom says it reminds him of South west Airline's peanuts.

Johnny busts out in laughter and says you did a Southwest Sniff.

by evesniper November 16, 2017

queef and sniff

When a woman farts from her vagina and sniffs the surrounding air to inhale the scent of said queef

She did a queef and sniff to see if it smelled

by Bitchesaregaynow December 26, 2016

Dick Sniff

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017

bot sniff

Synonyms: Nothing, nowt, fuck all

Person 1: “Hew cunt did ya nick me vespa”
Person 2: “Fuck ya a didn’t tak bot sniff”

by Anonymous24100369420 August 21, 2021

Dip and Sniff

The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.

Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."

Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."

by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019

Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019