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Sneeze Labor

When the pre-emptive feeling of a sneeze's inevitable presence completely succumbs your entire body and you can't seem to summon enough power to get it out.
According to many doctors the best way to end you sneeze labor is to quickly turn your head 90º into the nearest light and say purple repeatedly as fast as you possibly can.
by snuggiefortwo December 19, 2010
mugGet the Sneeze Labormug.

artic sneeze

When your in the process of blowing the male genitals and you sneez while the cum starts rushing into your mouth. You sneeze out the coming drizzling down your tunge and your shirt. This is quite painful and bloody noses usually occur afterwords.
Girl 1: Hey Jenna how are you today.
Girl 2: Well my nose is fractured because my stupid boyfriend gave me a stupid Artic Sneeze.

Girl 3. Did someone say Artic Sneeze, I got one yesterday and now I'm eternally bleeding out of my nose.
by Schanzer April 24, 2017
mugGet the artic sneezemug.

The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.
by TheBaldingEagle June 3, 2013
mugGet the The Devil's Sneezemug.

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible
they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin
by pompu January 17, 2020
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Anal Sneeze

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"
by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008
mugGet the Anal Sneezemug.

Bitch Sneeze

Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.

It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.
1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.

2) You're such a bitch sneeze.
by hxc_bitch_sneeze March 14, 2011
mugGet the Bitch Sneezemug.

fake sneeze

"My boyfriend left me so dry that I had to fake sneeze"
by tiny the loser July 4, 2018
mugGet the fake sneezemug.

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