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sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
by Hudge72 May 6, 2017
mugGet the sneaker poomug.

sneakered

When a man sticks his dick inside you
by goldenfreddy172003 November 15, 2017
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Sneaker Hickey

One might use this phrase to cover up cheating on a boyfriend... Simply tell others the hickeys on your neck are from a girl's sneaker stepping on your chest during cheer-leading practice.
Afryca: What is that all over your neck and chest?
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.
by lalalalaliar December 18, 2010
mugGet the Sneaker Hickeymug.

Sneaker

Someone that listens to the sneak attack podcast
by Tofer March 7, 2020
mugGet the Sneakermug.

sneaker twitter

wow, this group of people reminds me of a sneaker twitter.
@learningszn
by @learningszn October 13, 2018
mugGet the sneaker twittermug.

sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
mugGet the sneaker testmug.

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