shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

red snapper

After making sweet love to a woman who is currently mentrating, the man proceeds to remove the condom and snap it like a rubber band across the woman's face.

The red snapper administered by the man resulted in a swift kick in the nuts.

by red snapper pro May 27, 2004

seaside snapper

a female with crabs

fuck sakes man had to go to the clinic the day, that bird from last week was a right seaside snapper.

by mazooma May 24, 2010

Ripper Snapper

a large line of cocaine

lets do some ripper snappers

by hotshot99 September 12, 2012

red snapper

A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.

I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.

by Sean Trr May 14, 2006

spicy snapper

1.) when a man or woman pours hot sauce into a woman's vagina.

2.) when a girl's vagina is infested with S.T.D.s

My girlfriend hates me after giving her a spicy snapper. I poured so much Tabasco in there.
I won't touch that snapper. It's fuckin' spicy with herpes.

by Russ Piper November 21, 2006

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014