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choad smuggler

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Marshmallow Smuggler

A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.
Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!
by SmoovJC June 28, 2014
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bologna smuggler

One who loves the COCK!!!! Or one (male or female) who loves to take dick in any whole they can.
by KatieL October 23, 2007
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Pittsburgh Smuggler

a sexual act - kinda gross

Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
Hey D, I saw you give your beeyatch a Pittsburgh Smuggler last night! That shit whack!
by Jimmy Buttphuck February 15, 2004
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Bone Smuggler

A male appearing in public dressed as a woman and trying to pass themselves off as a female.
Woody's foot slipped in the hot tub, only to find out that Shantal was bone smuggler. Example 2: Rumor is: Lady Gaga is a bone smuggler.
by LadyJean January 14, 2010
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Carrot Smuggler

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 16, 2006
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grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 31, 2011
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