Slobbering Garfunkel

This is an obscure one.

Your Uncle, who bears more than a slight resemblance to Art Garfunkel, has just blown you to completion and your father is on the receiving end of your uncle's snowball.

Holy crap dude, Burt just gave your Dad a slobbering Garfunkel.

by Miss Toffee September 9, 2010

nob slobber

Girl who loves slobbing the nob. (penis)

Everyone knows Mary is a huge nob slobber man. Forget that hoe.

by donedeal November 13, 2005

Slobber Knocker

Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker"

That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker

by Dieter Hellstrom April 25, 2010

Slobberknocker

Slobberknocker(s) - The mammary condition resulting from a session of open-mouthed motorboating. Saliva will invariably be knocked out of the motorboater's mouth onto the motorboatee's breasts; thus, "slobberknocker(s)".

Man, David just gave that chick a real slobberknocker!

by JayMattJay July 27, 2008

slobber knockers

The tats located on the midsection of a female which are frequently stared at by men.

Jenny had huge slobber knockers that Dave frequently stared at.

by Winston Carlana October 10, 2005

dick slobber

Dick slobber is the combination of cum and vagina juices on the dick after sex that men find funny to rub on the women's body after sex.

He rubbed his dick slobber all over me

by meleddy December 5, 2016

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012