Simp police

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping

Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass

by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020

Simpet

The female form of a simp. She will do anything to get in a mans pants

Omg look it’s that simpet trying to fuck every dude she meets

by ...-panda-... February 24, 2020

Simpathizer

Any E-Girl on Twitch, Twitter, Youtube, Patreon, Onlyfans, etc, that says it is not a problem to simp and that you are a king for doing so.

That girl called neeko is such a simpathizer for saying simping is king shit

by MuttJackal March 14, 2020

Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020

Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it

Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you

by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020

Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Simp tax

A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."

by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020