polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014

A Smooth Saddle

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

Saddle Face

A women with a worn leathery Face usually from being left out in the sun too long.

Jennifer has full blown saddle face, I wouldn't bang her with your dick.

by kdawg4 April 20, 2009

saddle popper

400 pound retard who plays console games by himself.. if he sits on anything inflated or wooden it pops and leaves skid marks.. He is well known for getting beat with the soap like in full metal jacket

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A casual gamer who plays fps games with a console, has very little computer knowledge outside of using his dell/e-machine for porn and for some reason thinks he owns at games.

"Look at that saddle popper, bet he buys anything waved under his nose."

by thehippoz September 23, 2009

paper saddle

The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.

God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !

by chopmiester September 23, 2006

Upper Saddle River

This is one of the richest towns in one of the richest counties in America. It is home to mostly "new money" people. The old money is hard to come by, but it's easy to tell. Kids from old money parents will never brag about anything. There are probably about 10 of them in the entire town. The rest are all slutty japs with big tits, but most of them are silicone. But don't squeeze them or she'll have daddy sue you for all you've got, and then buy her a new nose with it. All the girls here have at least one coach, gucci, db, or prada bag for every day of the week. guys, your favorite store should be j crew and if you don't own at least ten things that say northface on it, you will never get a girl. if your family doesn't have more cars than drivers, a pool, an in home movie theater, or at least 3 other properties across the world, you're POOR. GET OUT before everyone finds out and talks shit about you, but they probably do anyway. This town is full of daddies who work in NYC "the city" and mommies who stay at home buying manolo shoes for their bitchy daughters all day. It breeds some of the smartest kids in the state even though they just text each other on their new razr cell phones during class all day. This town makes the Northern Highlands parking lot glitter, where the students have better cars than the teachers. If daddy didn't buy you a lexus, bmw, or audi, he probably doesn't love you. Take all the money in your trust fund and buy a new daddy! Unless of course he pimped out some other ride for you like a land rover, high end jeep, or hummer equipped with gps and chrome all over the place. If you crash your car, you'll probably get a more expensive one tomorrow. When you meet someone from this town, they will immediately tell you how great they are because they have sooo much stuff and their parents are sooo rich. If they don't brag to you about everything in the first 10 seconds, they are probably old money and actually have some class, that's a package deal right there. This town is full of jappy bitches and wiggas. What a great place to live!

Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine

USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?

by Happy Highlander January 3, 2007

Saddle

A euphemistic metaphor for a woman's vaginal area when she is on her back and her thighs are spread (in ready-to-fuck position) to form a shape resembling the curvature of the surface of an equestrian saddle.

I was on the outs with my girlfriend for a while, but now I'm back in the saddle again.

A good example in music is the sexy 1980's country music hit by Mel Tillis, "I Got the Horse (i.e. penis) and She Got the Saddle (i.e. pussy)", with the chorus line, "together we're gonna ride, ride, ride!"

Another: In the movie Semi-Tough, when Kris Kristofferson finally gets the woman he loves, Jill Clayburgh, back in bed and is ready to fuck her (you can see his big hard-on poking up the sheets) the background music starts playing Gene Autrey's 1940's cowboy song, "I'm Back in the Saddle Again", as the scene fades.

by Bubbuh Two December 26, 2009