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Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner
I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.
by Marine bcb November 17, 2016
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Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.
- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
by DjDb October 9, 2017
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suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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Sicknesslie

It is when you are trying to fake that you are sick just not to go to school
OMG YOU ARE SO SICKNESSLIE
by ThatShervoGuy October 22, 2019
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sicknesslie

When you say you are sick to your mom but you dont want to go to school because there is a new fortnite season
He is sicknesslie right now because there is a new fortnite season
by ThatShervoGuy January 9, 2020
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suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.
guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.
by adasaddas March 3, 2021
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suckcession

A closely-spaced series of blowjobs.
A good test of a gal's skill at fellatio is how easily she can convince a number of dudes to let her orally get them off one after another in rapid suckcession.
by QuacksO February 25, 2022
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