Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.

Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.

by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019

Shrek

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.

Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!

by Shrekness March 24, 2022

Shrek

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.

Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

Shrek

A stupid internet meme and a undisputed sex god.

Damn, I just nutted to Shrek.

by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019