Shit on a Shovel

A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.

Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds

The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4

Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders

by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011

shit shoveller

A noun to describe a male of the species that indulges in sticking his penis into another man's anus thereby shovelling the shit.

see also: fudge packer, Uphill Gardener, Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner, shit stabber, Backdoor Merchant, Butt Pirate ect...

____ enjoyed shovelling shit, so therefore was a shit shoveller.

by pseudonym pete March 24, 2004

Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

Wet Shovel

When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.

Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.

by KamikazeTaxi April 19, 2010

Shovel Nutts

Shovel Nutts is traditionally a way for Airborn troops to refer to non-airborn qualified troops or "legs".

A more contemporary description of the term includes one pissed off Green Beret computer technician's reference to a collegue...sometimes confused with an individual that has suffered a stroke.

Green Bay Packer way to describe an individual that would get his or her head ripped the fuck off in a heart beat.

A long forgotten line from the famous song "Ballad of the Green Beret and Shovel Nutts"

Damn that fucking shovel nutts looks like he had a stroke.

by Saves Que Es October 13, 2006

shoveltooth

A somewhat derogatory term for a person of Eastern Asian or Oriental heritage. This is due to the "shovel" shape of the teeth of a people once classified anthropologically as Mongoloid. Plural form: shovelteeth.

"None of those shovelteeth know how to drive."
"That's some good shoveltooth food."

by Alexander "Alpha X-Ray" June 13, 2008

Shovelhead

An idiot, complete retard, a clueless, reckless and hardcore redneck.

You can't trust him! He's a fuckin' shovelhead!

by Someone Else Than You July 16, 2015