shitmonkeyz

Noun. Used to describe an FML moment without FML. Also used when Tom Hanks approaches. Was used Michael Jackson was around R.I.P.

"Is that Tom Hanks."

"Shitmonkeyz!!!"

by Leric April 15, 2010

shitment

Being treated like shit

What shitment did he get from the boss?

by Oppressed, Surpressed, Depress April 19, 2011

shitbone

one who is not worthy of being actual shit

you're not even shit...you're the bones in shit

by sharon May 13, 2005

shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid

dave is a fucking shitmonkey

by lockhandel June 20, 2022

Shitmont

Another word for the world's crappiest regional airline

Jim: "Have you ever flown on Shitmont?"
Becca: "Shitmont, that sounds greasy!"
Becca: "What's that?"
Jim: "A poor excuse for an airline!"

by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 3, 2022

shitmonk

The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.

Wow, look at that shitmonk! That bicyclist has impressive aim.

by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025