Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 03, 2020

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shit a dick

A way of telling someone to:

a) get fucked and then shit out the dick with which he or she was just fucked.

b) eat a dick and then shit out the dick once it has been digested.

Person 1: “Eat shit, asshole!”
Person 2: “Why don’t you go shit a dick?!”

by Timmy Neutron Squared March 02, 2021

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Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 January 18, 2018

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Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 27, 2022

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