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by OxfordMalay April 23, 2018
Get the shafinie mug.Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.
Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
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Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"
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Get the shaking like a shitting dog mug.The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
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Get the Shaving Foams mug.Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time
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