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shafinie

A slay girl ,cute and pretty. Everyone will love her character. Crazy but very inteligent.
Shafinie =pretty
by OxfordMalay April 23, 2018
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Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
by orangepony September 15, 2012
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Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"
by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009
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shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold
He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog
by bezzr77 September 11, 2007
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Gay light savings time

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.
by ryguy142 January 9, 2009
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Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!
Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!
by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010
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Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.
Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time
by polarbigi March 14, 2007
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