Shank

The act of masturbating (wanking) while having a shit.

'Hew mate i had a mint shank last night, self high five!'

by The Phantom Shanker December 15, 2011

Shank

The Pure definition of shank is somebody getting stabbed violently by a homemade knife, these knives are often used in jail to carry out gang orders. The homemade knife is usually made with some kind of scrap metal such as a flattened soup can and usually part of a torn cloth for a handle.

Yo my nigga got shanked last night

by L Robb April 1, 2007

to shank

To take a shit and masturbate at the same time

I was having a shit and decided to masturbate towards the end. Oh so you decided to shank?

by Poopzz November 27, 2015

Shank

To hit a wrong note while playing music, or miss a chord change in a song.

"Man, you really shanked that E minor in your solo, dude!"

by mischki December 8, 2004

shank

(noun)Dick; penis; cock; hard on; man tool.

Good morning, Honey. Will you suck on my shank again?

by Ray March 4, 2004

shank

to shit and wank at the same time

dude im off for a shank

by mr ravey crazy dave shady December 28, 2005

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010