Shane

Shane's are the type of person you should never let go. They are usually smart and funny. They will stop at nothing to make you smile. Shane's are usually willing to even write a 5 paragraph essay just to let you know how much they love you. If you ever meet a Shane, find your way to their heart. Trust me, it's worth it.

Me: I love you
Shane: I love you too
Me: I love you more
Shane: I love you most

by H_a_n_n_a_h March 4, 2019

Shane

A human that Jessica loves MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE and now it is documented for thE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE SO SHANE CANNOT SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T lol wtf.

Holy balls, I love that kid.
What kid?
SHANE!

by Hello I'm Scribbles December 24, 2007

shane

To be thoughless or assert positions without adequate factual support or logical reasoning. A variant of "shame".

"It's clear that Bill Gates was responsible for 9/11."

"Dude, don't go all shane on us."

by fiddly-dee August 10, 2006

Shane

A real dumb ass. Wears his ass as a hat. Bald fucker that annoys everyone in his presence.

A: I stuffed up the sale

B: You Shane'd it!!

by Seven RE July 6, 2009

shane

pulling a shane, say SHAAANE! when someone fucks up and says something stupid

rigo: that cat must be in heat
shane: what? but its not even hot out
rigo: SHAAANE!

by rigo the spick May 23, 2009

Shane

Is a straight up faggot that no one likes. Is a ginger and fat. All his friends use him for money for drugs. He watches gay porn on a daily basis because he can't get pussy besides his mom.

Dude don't be a shane.

by Alec Hall February 21, 2010

Shane

Shane is a dickhead Player That need's To get over himself Because he is going no where in life. He is a loser most hated guy ever. No girl would want him, He really needs to get a life.

Shane is the meanest person alive, Thank god no One likes him, That's Why he is called the loser in our school.
Shane is a low life.

by anna pursell October 4, 2011