Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 28, 2012

Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

by Hillbilly Billy May 08, 2008

Hot Shaft

When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.

Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.

by JOLLY PEPPER March 28, 2010

love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

by cannietellye October 09, 2005

the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Shaft Rub

When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.

Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.

by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011