Pwnage Seizure

Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.

This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.
Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.

Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.
by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 04, 2010
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Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.
So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
by Kilobravo January 08, 2022
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Hump Seizure

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax
by humpseizure September 15, 2018
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Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
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grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance
Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure
by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017
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giddy seizure

A laughing fit, usually one to the point where you can barely breathe. In some situations, your muscles might cramp from being tensed up laughing.

Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
I swear to god, that shit was so funny, I felt like I was having a giddy seizure
by whizzer going down October 09, 2023
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