sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

Gargle my Scrote

The act of sucking your ball sack

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack

by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Scrote

A person who is cocky and annoying, often failing in what they claim to be good at

'Did you see that guy boasting about his throwing?'
'Yeah, he sounds like a scrote'

by Carl Sid man May 15, 2016

Lebanese Scrote

The worst scrote of them all. Foreign and dirty. Smells like gherkin brine and fear.

'That dan johnson, he's such a lebanese scrote'

by Zardino November 19, 2019

scrote

A shorthand pronunciation of scrotup

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote

by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022

Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.

• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent

by Stephy85 July 4, 2025