archimedes screw

A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.

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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.

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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.

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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.

In an incredibly archane reference to an ancient invention, a sexual double entendre is achieved.

by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004

screw

(verb)Trinidadian Lingo:- to be sour; to appear disgruntled and moody.

other lingo with SAME MEANING : to benn, to twiss

Guy walks with a moody, try to be gangsta look.
EVERYONE: DO NOT SCREW!!

by BAMBAM! November 3, 2006

Alabama Standing Screw

Allegedly originated in the dirty south. A sexual position in which the male stands on the floor, and the female lays spread eagle on the bed, allowing for maximum pounding and leg thrusts. See also Kentucky Leg Dangle.

I gave her the Alamaba standing screw, and now she walks with a limp.

by Blavatsky January 6, 2005

screw you

used when u want to do somthing others dont want u to do, when u want to defy, or when u need to go somwhere but people wont let u. basically means fuck you but in a less vulger way.

Dude1:u arent going out for tonight
Dude 2: screw you

by fergilicous January 17, 2007

Screw

A prison guard

by Richard Lafleur July 19, 2003

game screw

1. A term used to cover one's ass when beaten at a video game. Most commonly used in multiplayer deathmatches like Halo or Perfect Dark.
2. Whenever your memory card erases itself.

Man there iz no way that grenade hit me!! This game screwed me over!!

WTF?? My memory card erased itself again?? AAAAHHHH! I'M THE VICTIM OF A GAME SCREW!!

by Psychotic Dragon October 20, 2004

pooch screw

An extremely huge problem, mistake or a terrible cicumstance. The result of screwing the pooch.

That presentation was a pooch screw, the projector didn't work and he was totally unprepared.

by M.L.W. December 15, 2008