no scotland no party

sad

no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party

by SlickRitalin June 22, 2021

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us

England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed

by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 2, 2020

British Scotland and cheese

25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know

Happy British Scotland and cheese day

by J4YD0N July 25, 2022

Scotland hate speech laws

NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!

Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

bees buzz better in scotland

when something is more expensive than usual

friend: “woah! this jacket is so expensive!”
friend 2: “you know what they say… the bees buzz better in scotland!”

by yma8ronaele August 10, 2021

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume

DONT WATCH IT. IT IS 112 dB (good thing I had my headphones)
SERIOUSLY DONT WATCH YOU MIGHT GO DEAF OR AT LEAST SET YOUR VOLUME TO VERY LOW

SCOTLAND FOREVER 1000x volume is the loudest thing ever.

by idkwhatnametoputhere July 15, 2023