University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

Hamilton County Schools

one of the worst school districts in the state of tennessee, filled with depressed teachers and students, clueless parents, and old bats called school board reps.

"Bro, where do you go to school?"

"Central High, in Hamilton County Schools District."

"Oh fuck no, I feel bad for you"

by chattybatty August 4, 2023

American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !

Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.

by K.wh September 27, 2023

open the schools

originally said by user c1rca_surv1ve on Twitter(X) in reaction to their friend saying the punk movement was just music, and fashion and had no relationship with politics.

1. person a: "punk is just music!" person b:"open the schools"

by takingbackemily February 19, 2025

National don't go to schools

You can get to schools at all

Hay I don't have to worry about going to school today because it's national don't go to schools

by Blake Houston December 13, 2020