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Sasukeism

A fan-ligion (basically a fan religion) where one worships the "god-like" body of Uchiha Sasuke from the fandom Naruto. The people who are apart of this cult are some of the most obsessed people I have ever met. Now, I'm not saying these people are all bad, violent people.....normally... but once they feel their God has been threatened (by a character in the series, person or in some other way) these fans are likely to attack said blasphemer at full power (for you see, these beings are closely related to the Haruno Sakura and Karin from the series). Their victim unknowingly just dug their own grave. Yes, most of these people who cross the paths of these fangirls (and boys) do not always live to tell the tale for their strength in numbers is ever increasing and even as we speak, there will be some portion of their army going after another poor soul who spoke badly of Sasuke to destroy such evil and allow their king's reign to continue as most sexy awesome ninja with the bad-ass moves, no matter how emo or mentally unstable he is.
Sasuke-lova123: Omg, Sasuke is sooo hawt. I love you gorgeous.
Naru-fan92: Pfft, Sasuke's not all that great. I mean, he couldn't even kill his brother and now Pain destroys Konoha instead? Please, he's just a stupid emo kid with mental problems.
Sasuke-lova123: What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. About. SASUKE?????????!!!!!!!!!
Naru-fan92: Uh....
Sasuke-lova123: SASUKE FANS, UNITE!
Naru-fan92: *gets pwnd by the fans*
Sasuke-lova123: Aha! See! Sasukeism RULES YOUR ASS! CHA! *highfives other Sasuke fans*
by Inu-Uchi[fan] January 6, 2009
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Super High-Five Saturday

The glorious sequel to High-Five Friday, where in which the name of the day is yelled louder and the highfives are harder and more enthusiatic. 'Twas a team effort between Ralph Steadman and Alewishes at The Langerado Music Festival in 2006. If you hear it yelled prepare for a fucking super highfive, and feel the magic that it produces.
Alewishes: "Hey Ralph....What day is it????"
Ralph: "Ummmmm is it high-five Friday????"
Alewishes: "Naw man."
Ralph:"Oh yes, Its Super High-Five Saturday!!!!!!" WooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHHHHH-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006
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Sasuke

Naruto:Hey Sasuke how come you have so many fangirls yet your still single?

Sasuke:Isn't it obvious dobe?I'm gay.
by Dark_Kris March 1, 2009
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Saturdaze

The saturday after hard pAArtying on friday night. Due to lack of sleep, being hungover, etc., the whole day is basically a waste of tiredness, nausea, and sometimes regret over the previous night's activities.

Does not necessarily have to only be saturday.
I had such a good time friday night, at least from what I can remember lol, that I spent the rest of the weekend in a saturdaze.

Our friday night parties have become so awesome that I've had a long string of saturdaze.
by Madison47 December 9, 2008
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saturdunday

When a Saturday blends in with a Sunday because you have been partying all weekend and haven't gone to bed yet!
I just had a crazy saturdunday!!
by Alaina Joyxoxo February 19, 2009
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Saturdabe

A weekend day in which some friends drink large amounts of alcohol are consumed, revealing a type of alter ego that is loud, arrogant and obnoxious. The "abe" comes from a play on the word obnoxious, with the change going from "ob" to "abe." Hence when someone expects to be shitfaced they might say, "Abe (noxious) will be out tonight." This can also occur on other nights, such as Fridabe.
"Hey man, last weekend we were Saturdabe by 5pm. Abe was out in full force that night."
by Lester Johnson February 5, 2010
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saturdick

The female art of scavenging dick specifically for Saturday night so as not to be alone.
Oh hey! Long time no see! I see you've got this weeks "saturdick" on your arm! Hello "saturdick". My name is Phil!
by Hot donkey butter February 19, 2017
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