satan 

the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes

"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."

satan by evil girl August 9, 2007

satan 

fun to fuck with, like all pussies

Well, noyhing good on tv tonight. At least I have that pussy satan to fuck with to occupy my time.

satan by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

Satan 

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil

1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"

Satan by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015

Satan 

A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.

He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.

Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!

Satan by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018

satan 

your ex

guy: i think my ex is the satan

satan by xX_coolmandude_XX9999 June 18, 2018

Satan 

any person or group whose political views differ from your own

"If we don't take back the White House, Satan is gonna take over the country"

Satan by quetzalcoatl20 December 5, 2021

Satan 

Belongs in a conceptual cage.

Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"

Satan by Hym Iam July 24, 2022