Samuel

An emotionally constipated rock.

Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel

by Cheese on Toast with Pineapple January 19, 2021

Samuel

Boomer

Samuel is a boomer

by Marde69 February 11, 2021

Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.

"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."

by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022

Samuel

Really handsome guy. He’s so funny and positive. He likes to work out or play baseball. When he smiles I feel so happy and peaceful, he makes my life so much better. Whenever I feel sad he’s always there for me and cheers me up. I remember going home blushing as fuck after we first hanged out, he paid for my food even though I didn’t want him to and he even opened the door for me which is such a small gesture but it was really sweet from him. He’s also super tall and his hugs feel sooo good I wish I could just stay in his arms for the rest of my life. If you have a Samuel in your life please just treat him right and never let him go or hurt him. And if the Samuel that I’m talking about is reading this I just wanna say I love you and you’re really important to me<33

oh giiirl did u see this guy that just walked by us?

yeea he carried a baseball bat and had a really cute smile

i think he was definitely a Samuel

by shutupandmarryme November 21, 2021

Samuel

Samuel has a big cock, when you are ching chong you have big shlong

Omg your dick is so small! You're such a ching chong!

In fact,I am a Samuel.

by senor gonzales November 25, 2021

Samuel

samuel is cool. you are cool samuel.

person 1- samuel is cool
person 2- i know

by Snoooob November 25, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.

"Have you seen Samuel's Monster cock?!?!"

by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022