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Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.
by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022
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A person who is mean to others for no reason.
Omg he is being so nasty, he must be called Samuel.
by bobxxxxxpop November 27, 2011
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A name used when the real name of the person is unknown
Samuel.
by Samuel? Samuel. September 26, 2010
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Samuel is a very nice guy! He will always make sure you’re okay if he feels he truly hurt you and will apologize. Samuel can be very funny at times but also can be an idiot. Samuel has a very positive energy when he is present. He’s an all around great guy and you’re lucky to have him in your life!
Person 1: …hey who is Samuel?
Person 2:…Oh Samuel? A great guy and friend!!
by AnnoyinGirl3000 November 24, 2020
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A super good nice and nice super nice good boi. He games but still have all the chicks. He wears those vans like a boss. He has brown hair brown eyes and they look like chocolate. He is the most popular kid but he doesnt know about it because hes so cool. His name is Samuel because:

S stands for Sweet
A: Awesome
M: Mature
U: Understandable
E: Exciting
L: Legend

That is why you should be a Samuel.
Person 1: Im in love with that guy.
Person 2: Oh that must be Samuel
by DantexTv December 12, 2016
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A rude term to use for an annoying white man.
Guy 1: That dude was so annoying
Guy 2: Yeah he's a right Samuel
by Monokum January 20, 2020
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A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.
He's such a Samuel!
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